Morning everyone
It’s done nothing but f**king rain in the last 24hrs 
I’ve had to put a life jacket on the dog 
I’ve been watching loose women all week 
it’s a wonder l don’t have a period
Poem by Chubbs..
I love a hairy fanny, sorry but you see, I can’t find a hairy fanny, well not one that just likes me
Do you know what the hardest thing about making love to an elephant is? it’s a long way round the front to kiss it
Her Mother knocked on the door this morning in the pouring rain
she was soaking wet, l said “don’t stand there dripping! go home”
Dogs Breath (the Wife) said “can she come to Spain on holiday with us?” I said “WHAT! I’d sooner they bring the death penalty back”
I said “tell her we are going sky diving, then climbing Everest! that’ll put her off”
Her Mothers a bit prudish, a car mounted the pavement outside her house, so she threw a bucket of water
over it 
Her Mother said “I’m sorry about last year, you see I have one gin and tonic and l feel it 
I said “we know.. then you have two gin and tonics! And you let anyone feel it!!”
I’m as sick as a Polar bear with the flu 
Her Mothers not a full shilling she keeps falling off her motorbike 
ever since she sold the sidecar
She once said “how do chickens lay those eggs
inside those Gala pies?”
f**k me
Right you lot, I’m going into the studios for a few days, l”ll get back to you all as soon as
Be happy and no sulking
Have a nice weekend, I can’t wait to see you all 
Big massive loves 
Chubbs
