Morning everyone
Good weekend?
Dogs Breath (the Wife)is not pleased l took the batteries out of her vibrator! to use in the TV
remote
She’s just said “on my birthday can l have a Rolex?” I said “what’s wrong with a Timex?” she said “a Rolex goes faster”talk about tik! We had the radio on
and a tune was playing, she said “is that the carpenters?” I said “yes they are putting windows in next door”
Do you know, l once worked with a duo called Benson & Hedges, all they did was smoke
She said “l hated it when we used to make love when you smoked! l couldn’t balance the ash tray on my arse”
It never stopped raining last week
, but the sun
is out today, l can feel another hose pipe ban coming on
So if it gets any warmer, leave your shirts on! wasps can fly and they love to eat skin
A Poem by ChubbsMy back aches, my leg aches My new dentures make me sick, But what l miss most of all..Is some pussy on my dick
We drove to Leyburn for a day out, what a lovely place, a proper market town, everyone’s on horseback I only had enough money for one ice cream
the wife’s face was longer than ETs phone bill
f**k off! she got a lick
I love you all, be kind to each other
Everyone Stay Safe
Chubbs