Morning everyone
Donβt forget your tickets for my Live Stream
F**k me this heat is intense!
Iβve just been thinking is it kinky for the wife to tie you up and go out with someone else
The penalty for having three wives, is having three mother-in-laws! when I go to her mothers, I feel just like the floor in the Sistine Chapel, no one looks at you
I keep expecting a copper to walk in and the family point to me and say βthatβs him officerβ
I read the NHS are looking for organs for cash they are trying to work out how much Mick Jaggers prick is worth
All I know is women like tall men, unless you’re stood on your wallet
If I donβt get back on stage soon I wonβt remember what kind of work I was out of You lose track of time, did Jesus know what year it was? and after the great flood in the Bible, what happened to all the rowing boats
They say there are Thunder storms coming shortly. When it hailstones people say βthey were the size of golf ballsβ they never say testicles I smile at different sayings, for instance, βoh I was on cloud 9β So does that mean cloud 8 must be empty?
How different would the world be if Hitler had been black, Winston Churchill Asian, and the Queen was West Indian! f**k me, imagine all the honky jokes weβd have to put up with
Have a melting weekend, be good and stay away from every f**ker
Love you all, everyone Stay Safe
Chubbs