Morning everyone
Don’t forget your tickets for my Live Stream 
F**k me this heat is intense! 
I’ve just been thinking 
is it kinky for the wife to tie you up and go out with someone else 
The penalty for having three wives, is having three mother-in-laws! 
when I go to her mothers, I feel just like the floor in the Sistine Chapel, no one looks at you
I keep expecting a copper to walk in and the family point to me and say “that’s him officer”
I read the NHS are looking for organs for cash 
they are trying to work out how much Mick Jaggers prick is worth
All I know is women like tall men, unless you’re stood on your wallet 
If I don’t get back on stage soon I won’t remember what kind of work I was out of 
You lose track of time, did Jesus know what year it was? and after the great flood in the Bible, what happened to all the rowing boats
They say there are Thunder storms coming shortly. When it hailstones people say “they were the size of golf balls” they never say testicles 
I smile at different sayings, for instance, “oh I was on cloud 9” So does that mean cloud 8 must be empty?
How different would the world be if Hitler had been black, Winston Churchill Asian, and the Queen was West Indian! f**k me, imagine all the honky jokes we’d have to put up with
Have a melting weekend, be good and stay away from every f**ker
Love you all, everyone Stay Safe 
Chubbs
