Morning everyone

Don’t forget your tickets for my Live Stream πŸ‘πŸΌ

F**k me this heat is intense! 😳

I’ve just been thinking πŸ€” is it kinky for the wife to tie you up and go out with someone else πŸ™„

The penalty for having three wives, is having three mother-in-laws! 😏 when I go to her mothers, I feel just like the floor in the Sistine Chapel, no one looks at youπŸ˜‚ I keep expecting a copper to walk in and the family point to me and say β€œthat’s him officer” 😳

I read the NHS are looking for organs for cash πŸ’΄ they are trying to work out how much Mick Jaggers prick is worth πŸ˜‚

All I know is women like tall men, unless you’re stood on your wallet ☹️

If I don’t get back on stage soon I won’t remember what kind of work I was out of πŸ₯΅πŸ‘πŸ˜‚ You lose track of time, did Jesus know what year it was? and after the great flood in the Bible, what happened to all the rowing boatsπŸ€”πŸ˜‚

They say there are Thunder storms coming shortly. When it hailstones people say β€œthey were the size of golf balls” they never say testicles 🀣😷 I smile at different sayings, for instance, β€œoh I was on cloud 9” So does that mean cloud 8 must be empty?

How different would the world be if Hitler had been black, Winston Churchill Asian, and the Queen was West Indian! f**k me, imagine all the honky jokes we’d have to put up with πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Have a melting weekend, be good and stay away from every f**ker 😷😷😷😷

Love you all, everyone Stay Safe πŸ‘πŸ™πŸ€žπŸ•¦

Chubbs

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