Morning everyone
On the 1st July 1948, the first Oxfam shop opened in Oxford, how do I know this? Because Iβm still wearing the same f**king clothes
I went to school dressed as a Nazi Stormtrooper and on this day too, Australia allowed same sex marriages, so Frank could be Ernest or the other way round
Yes Chubbs doesnβt miss a trick, Iβm full of useless information
I took Dogs Breath (the Wife) to Tenerife last year, it wasnβt for sex, because she took her camouflage nightie with her I used to think a Volvo was part of a vagina
If she has a curry, I make her sleep on the couch
I once shared a bed with 2 Chinese women, apparently if you bought Won, you got Won free
I had a dream once, that I was a chicken going through the joys of motherhood, & laying an egg the next morning thereβs a turd next to me in the bed
We came out of a nightclub one night myself and dogs breath, she said βI noticed you gave the young girl in the cloakroom a big tip! I said βof course I did! Look at the coat sheβs given me, itβs tweedβ
I love my wife, her lips could unblock a sink, her vagina could take the top off a beer bottle and her perfume smells like a fresh lager But Iβm not a ladies man, the last time I was bitten on the bollocks and the penis by a female, it was by a f**king mosquito
god did I suffer
Hope you’re all well, stay at home if you’re not feeling too good
Iβll get back to you soon, massive loves, me and all the crew at the office are all thinking about you
Everyone Stay Safe
Chubbs